kanyewesticle:

Katie you little bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

me

you

tinychatter:

the four stages of haircut

1. hatred
2. regret
3. sadness
4. acceptance

esscence:

thereallyskinnyone:

pleine-lune:

aww

WHERE CAN I BUY HIM FROM?

ohmygod so cute

queenston:

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

that is actually incredible

andrope:

I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.

babyferaligator:

sneakin up on tha pussy

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• fuck

That’s a sentence right there

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

smilingemoticon:

shikajika:

for just £270 you can look like youve shit yourself every day

whorederves:

fearlesskids:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

“yo butterfly light my joint”

“thanks lil nigga”

Hahahahahaha light my joint

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.