Katie you little bitch
the four stages of haircut
WHERE CAN I BUY HIM FROM?
ohmygod so cute
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
that is actually incredible
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
sneakin up on tha pussy
words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
for just £270 you can look like youve shit yourself every day
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
Hahahahahaha light my joint